Compliments of David Letterman

Top Ten Surprising Facts About Curling

10.Every year it's watched by dozens of people
9.Consistently ranked the world's number one broom-related sport
8.It's a lot like hockey, minus the speed and excitement
7.No number 7 - writer fell asleep while researching curling facts
6.Not to be confused with Norwegian sport "Carling" where you push a guy named Carl across ice
5.Longest match ever: unknown, because no one ever stays till the end
4.No number 4 - writer still asleep. Damn, curling is boring
3.Mickey Rourke making film about washed-up curling legend who comes back for one last big curl
2.Thing they slide down the ice is called "Thing they slide down the ice"
1.No one cares